The Kilted Kippers are my favourite characters. They are a bunch of peace-loving, intergalactic, alien musicians who came to earth for a rock festival but mysteriously got stuck here. Getting back home is associated with the cosmic event that’s happening and a lost powerful piece of stuff.  Wow that was a surprise, wasn’t it! They drive flying VW beetles and Kombie vans. They are Scottish,  from the alien planet of Scotland out there some where and the home of all Scots. They are very fond of square sausage and haggis.